Big Dumb Cane Energy T‑Shirt — Variegated Dieffenbachia Plant Tee
Big Dumb Cane Energy T‑Shirt — Variegated Dieffenbachia Plant Tee
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, slightly oversized cotton that reads like your favorite laid-back tee. A bold, hand-illustrated variegated cane plant sits center chest under the cheeky line “BIG DUMB CANE ENERGY,” turning quiet plant-mother vibes into a playful statement. The natural-toned fabric with subtle flecks lets the leaf greens pop while keeping everything grounded. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, while propagating new cuttings, or to plant swaps where you want to send a wink rather than a lecture. It drapes comfortably, resists collar sag, and feels lived-in from the first wear — the kind of shirt that becomes part of your routine without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric for year-round comfort (some heathers blend cotton/poly).
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette.
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar preserve shape and resist stretching.
- DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, durable artwork (sleeve/neck printed with DTF).
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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