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T‑Shirt — "You’re Killing Me Smalls" Monstera Leaf Vintage Graphic Tee

T‑Shirt — "You’re Killing Me Smalls" Monstera Leaf Vintage Graphic Tee

Regular price $26.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $26.99 USD
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Quantity
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

This relaxed-fit tee pairs vintage camp-culture attitude with a fresh botanical vibe. A large, painterly monstera leaf sits over the chest, its deep greens popping against the black fabric, while the cheeky retro script—"You’re killing me Smalls"—lands with tongue-in-cheek nostalgia. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, on neighborhood walks, or layered under a flannel for nights around the fire. The soft, mid-weight cotton and classic crewneck keep the shirt feeling familiar and lived-in from the first wear. It’s for people who love plants, dry humor, and easygoing style that doesn’t shout but always gets noticed.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; mid-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve/label graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty, ethically sourced US cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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